- Change
- Change sucks. I hate it. Who knows how it is going to work out? I don't. Which lead us to..
- Fear of the Unknown
- If I can't figure it out, I don't like it. That's probably why I hate physics...and change...and space...
- Heights
- I suppose this is more of a rational fear than some of the other ones, but heights still terrify me regardless. Although I do want to go skydiving one of these days. I might bring a spider so that I can defeat more than one fear while I'm doing this.
- Crowds
- I don't like people to begin with. Now throw a whole bunch of them in a small room with barely space to squeeze through and my constant expectation that the zombiepocalypse will begin any minute and we've got an irrational fear.
- Cars Braking in Front of Me
- When I see cars braking, I will always give an unnecessary distance because I have a feeling that they are either going to slam on their brakes or the person behind me will slam into me. Both are unfavorable.
- Cars Following Me
- Whenever I see a car take the same exact turns as I do for more than three turns, I am not going to be okay with that. They are probably spies sent by some unknown government agency to kill me for something that I said...or will say.
- Electricity
- I always feel like I'm going to end up shocking myself whenever I plug something in.
- My Computer Dying
- Let's face it. The Acer isn't a baby anymore. She's put a few years on her now. She's been running a bit slower and one of these days (probably before something important) she's going to conk out and I will be stuck scrambling to regain my data because God forbid I back any of my crap up!
- People
- People are scary. Let's face it, they just are.
Asthmatically Yours,
Brian
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