Nice Things I Can't Have

This is just a list of nice things that I want, but will never be able to have for a plethora of reasons.  Moral of the story, don't want nice things, because you will never get them...unless you're famous.  Or Jesus.

Don't worry, this list will continue to grow as I have less and less nice things.

A muffler on my car.
The neon USA light my brother broke as children.
The joy of Santa Claus.
Communist Russia.
The Spanish Inquisition.
A Doberman.
A second Doberman.
Wendy's everyday forever.
Liquid Nitrogen.
World Domination.
Penicillin.
Spelling talent.
A nicer car that has a muffler and decent gas mileage.
A quiet imagination.
A swearing filter.
Sports skills.
Nun-chuck skills.