A Wee Bit About Myself

Hi guys.  I'm Brian.

• Umm, I'm an accounting and business economics graduate from Grand Valley State University (totally wrote Statue, instead of State the first time.  My bad).  I love economics, I like accounting.  I lead a pretty exciting life just from that single statement.
• I suffer from Middle Child Syndrome.  I think it's delightfully wonderful that I get to hold this over my parents' heads for the rest of their lives (and then some afterwards).  
• I'm addicted to diagnosing the worst possible illness I could have on WebMD (this week is Whooping Cough).
• I have an insanely wild imagination that does not do well when it is not properly expressed.  Usually, it has nothing to do with the world I am living in, so I usually write down random tid bits in order to get it out of my brain and somewhere else.  In fact, the only imaginative thing that is useful is my constant preparation for the zombiepocalypse wherever I am.
• I sing poorly.  However, when it's dark and I'm driving, I will belt out whatever is on the radio that I can pretend to know the words to.
• I have a constant fear that I'm being judged.  I know it's stupid, but I feel that people judge every single action that I do.  Probably why I can write so ridiculously on this blog.  You can't put a name to my face (unless you creep enough on Facebook or the Twitter machine (and if you work that hard to find me, then you deserve to judge me because I will certainly be judging you (granted my twitter feed is on the side of my blog...whatever))).
• I hate hipsters.  And politicians.  When I'm president, I'm outlawing both.
• I don't know how to love.  I blame Middle Child Syndrome again.
• I have no sense of style, though I'm trying to fix that.
• I don't know how to cook and that sucks.  Also, I don't have time to cook, so that kind of sucks too.  Nobody ever taught me how to be an adult.  I do not appreciate this.
• I like to pretend I'm organized enough for life, but really, I'm not.
• I'm physically disproportionate.
• Usually when I type something like this out, I have a whole bunch of great ideas that I forget because I have other good ideas that I feel are more important and then I forget the original good ideas and am left with slightly recycled poor ideas.

I think that's it.  I'm probably forgetting something very important.  Like the fact that I'm a Gemini and I like Halo.  I think that's the most important thing...