Remember Facebook Notes?

They weren't just for annoying girls to post entire songs in a note, label it something depressing and then have people comment on it about how much they loved them and if they need anything they can talk.  They don't want to talk.  They want to be passive aggressive so that somebody pays attention to them.  (PS, my goal was always to find those notes and write "I Love this song!" in the comments).

Anywho, one Facebook note that I enjoyed was the whole, put your iPod on shuffle and the song that comes up is about your life.  So I'm going to do that one now, mostly because my musical knowledge has expanded beyond that of the Top 40 that made up my last note...which is, unfortunately (ha!) lost in the great Facebook void (along with my dignity).

So...herr we go...I suppose.  Just so you know, I'm going to cheat and change either the title or the song if I don't feel it's good enough...but pretend you don't know that...Then, I'm going to give my analysis of how this paints the picture of my personality/music preferences.

My friends see me as:  Judas.

Apparently, I'm either the historical figure, or the guy in Lady Gaga's video, who, coincidentally enough is the guy who plays Darryl on The Walking Dead so my friends think that I would be an asset in the zombiepocalypse.  Which is true. 

My make-out song is:  Can't Help Falling in Love with You.

Either the Elvis or the A*Teens version.  I don't care.  How appropriate?!

My day will be like:  Allegretto.

This violin music will apparently, mean my day is going to start of slow and repetitive until it bursts into excitement and chaos, until I reach a breaking point/meltdown and collapse, only to come back slightly normal.  Which is how everyday works for me.

I’ll have a good day if I can just hear:  a Spotify Commercial.

Damn them and damn their commercials.  I don't care about how awesome Spotify Premium is and your vocal inflection pisses me off.

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say:  Mr. Saxobeat.

Hopefully, there will be a Mr. Saxobeat in the crowd, otherwise I will have to try for the next crowd.

My message to the world has always been:  Set Fire to the Rain.

Apocalypse has always been a hobby of mine, so this clearly makes sense. (I'm beginning to think that randomness isn't random at all and that my life is clearly planned out by this note.)

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include:  Jai Ho!

A.) This is actually legit...if I'm marrying an Indian woman.  B.) This explains how this song got stuck in my head this week.

My best friend is like:  Super Bass.

And by that, I clearly mean Nikki Minaj. But really.

My alter-ego is:  Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)

Either African or Spanish...or Shakira.  I'm hoping for Shakira.

Right now, I feel:  Fuego.

Which proves that Shakira is my alter-ego!

My innermost desire is:  Victory

I do love me some Bond...and winning.

What makes me happy is:  The Edge of Glory.

And pushing idiots right off the edge of glory.  Sometimes I fall off, and that is never a good thing...

My birth was like:  Bad Romance

HA!  It's true!  My sister told my mom to put me back.  Barely two years later, my parents forced me into the position of middle child and thus, my middle child syndrome began.  And by syndrome, I mean my parents forgot I existed...until I moved out.  Joke's on them!

My theme song:  Forget You/Since You Been Gone

Of course it's by Pentatonix.  Love me some Pentatonix.  Also, I forget people because, odds are, I hate them.

My deepest secret is:  Rolling in the Deep.

Along with three bodies, my New Year's Resolutions, my missing socks from the dryer and my dignity...or my soul.  I forget which one I put down there...

If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream:  Defying Gravity.

And then promptly jump/die from exhaustion.

My favorite thing to do is:  Never Gonna Leave this Bed.

If I didn't have to, I wouldn't.  Trust me.  Getting up in the morning is always the struggle bus.  Whenever I collapse face first on my bed, it's a pain to try to get back up.  If only I had one of those beds on the back of a truck like they do in the music video, my life would be set!  Like, a pope-mobile bed!

The story of my life is:  I Gotta Feeling.

That my life sucks.

At my funeral they’ll play:  Domino.

I would like to point out, that this is merely a preemptive question.  Odds are, I'm going to figure out immortality before then, so World, looks like you're stuck with me.  But just in case...

When I’m drunk I say:  I'd Do Anything for Love

It's funny, because I can't love!

Behind my back, my friends think I’m:  Better In Time

Apparently, I'm no good in small doses.  I'm like a fine aged wine...or cheese...

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell:  Meet Me Halfway!

To the boat!  I don't like swimming and there are sharks!  Also, do you think you could warm up the hot tub on your yacht?  I'm kind of cold.  PS, can I sleep in the dingy?  Just in case the boat sinks, I don't want to be stranded on another desert island.  Also, do you have anything else to eat besides shrimp and caviar?

When I’m in the shower, I sing:  Making Good.

And also making clean.

My love of life was inspired by the song:  Upside Down.

I don't know how to interpretate this one either...

Highschool was like:  Love Song.

Because I am certainly not going to compose one a love song, only because one inquired and is in necessity of one.  I am not going to create this love song today.

My family is described by the song:  I Dreamed a Dream.

Of time gone by?

How will you die?  One Day More

Which basically proves my immortality.

To cheer myself up I:  Crash Your Party

Because your party is just that awesome.

So...that's a little insight into my life.  How was that for everyone?  I enjoyed it.  Also, my music choices are greatly expanded from previous times attempting this note.  Which is now a blog post.  Which means it's better and more evolved.

Play Me a Song,

The Pianoman