Ah yes. Relationships. We all have them (most of us hate them). However, until they are on Facebook, they aren't real. That's right. The term "Facebook Official" has been around forever (I want to say Jesus used it in one of his parables). Moral of the story, if it isn't Facebook official, then your relationship is nothing more than a constant booty call.
Now, there are people who are in relationships and are happy. And then there are those whose relationships seem doomed to fail. Every. Other. Day. You know who I'm talking about. The people who are out of a relationship one day, and then back in the same relationship the next. And this happens constantly.
Of course, you have the one devoted friend who always says "Hey I'm here if you need to talk" or something similar and sympathetic. You know they don't want to talk. Odds are, they are just being a big ol' bitch and trying to make the other person in the relationship mad enough to take them back and have some great make-up sex.
To those people, I have one thing to say: STOP. If you can't stay in a relationship for more than fifteen minutes on Facebook, then I don't think you two should actually see each other. Furthermore you would be doing the world a great service by reducing the risk of pregnancy. You know the old saying, Idiots shouldn't reproduce. Yeah. That would be you.
It's Complicated,
Brian
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