Monday, November 29, 2010

Ooooh! New Layout!

I know what you're thinking.  Something is different about this blog and it isn't just my haircut.  No.  I decided to make this blog more aesthetically pleasing (coincidentally enough, somebody in one of my classes today, whilst giving a presentation, spelled that word "Esthetically" and I nearly died).  So now you get to imagine you are reading this blog in a peaceful green meadow somewhere in the American Heartland (except not in Kansas because there would probably be a tornado.  Sorry Kansas)

So.  That's about it.  Yeah.  Just felt like I had to get an additional post in before November was up, so here it is.  Awesome.  Perhaps that new layout will make people think that I am going green and trying to save the planet.  Which is totally true (except for the fact that I drive a '98 SUV, I use too many paper products, I gave up on recycling, I just dumped 300 gallons of CFC's in the lake, I hunted to extinction the dodo bird and I am singlehandedly responsible for the ozone hole).  But other than that those minor flaws, I'm extremely green.

Which reminds me of the story of how I became terrified of bees.  It all started long ago when I was only a wee five years old.  I was visiting my family in Wisconsin and we went to the Wisconsin Dells (which are a big deal apparently).  My dad took me hiking somewhere and we were attacked by a swarm of bees and I was stung three times!  Now, I don't like bees.  So I generally stomp them dead when they are on the ground.  Then I feel bad about it.  Then I move on.  The End.

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