Thursday, December 2, 2010

A Mildly Recycled Idea that Never Goes Out of Style

Okay.  While this post isn't entirely new and up-to-date, it still makes me chuckle.  Which means you will be rolling on the floor, barely able to control your bladder...

A little back story:  This all started in my high school Anatomy class.  We had a sort of free day (I can't remember if it was a free day or if we were supposed to be doing something productive but rebelled...whatever)
Anyway, my friend and I decided, hey, it's Christmas time, let's play holiday hangman!  So, the phrase that I chose was:  "They Never Let Poor Rudolph, Join in Any Reindeer Games, Like Tag."  Thinking myself witty, we promptly made up additional lyrics to the classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer."  Then, we drew a few pictures to accompany them.  Like this one:



That is Santa, obviously saying "Hey Freak, it's FERGIE!"  Note.  Fergie is not the singer, Fergie is a fun way to say "foggy."  No Black Eyed Peas here.

This satire of a classic brought on what I like to call:  THE MANY USES OF RUDOLPH:

 <--Rudolph as a Disco Ball

<--Rudolph as a traffic light (those are cars.)

<--Rudolph as the deer I hit.

<--Rudolph as a clapper

<--Rudolph as the back of a school bus (note the messed up octagon as the stop sign.  I did not draw this one.)

<--Rudolph as a tanning bed

<--Rudolph as a standing lamp

<--The real reason the Titanic sank.

<--Rudolph as an ambulance light

<--Rudolph as an airplane wing light

<--Rudolph as a shooting star (make a wish)

So basically, as you can see, I probably should have studied more in high school.

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