What I Did on My Summer Vacation by Brian

Well folks, summer is winding down quickly in the state of Michigan.  The leaves are just giving up hope, the sun is setting earlier, school is around the corner and it's getting hotter.  Yup, normal time in Michigan.  Anyway, as summer is winding down and all my friends move away and I have time before my other friends move back, I figured I should compile a compilation of the things I learned over the summer.  Numerous things, bountiful things that make my life better (or slightly worse) because I now know them.

• Halo can provide endless hours of entertainment.  ENDLESS.  HOURS.  TAINMENT.
• Also, I'm basically boss at Halo.
• My car is really quiet when it has a working muffler.
• Having one day off each week does not give me an adequate amount of time to catch up on my sleep.
• Having one day off each week and not actually getting that one day off each week because one day off each week is just too much to handle does not help me catch up on my sleep either.
• Twitter is wonderful.
• Facebook is slowly dying to my twitter.
• I still have no idea what the hell Google + is, so that shouldn't be on this list, but now I'm just saying what's coming into my head and I guess I'm on a technology run right now.
• Being an adult sucks.
• Paying for school sucks.
• Paying for books sucks.
• Vacuums suck.
• I love tapas with a passion.  If you don't know what they are, look them up and then eat them all.
• It's nice to have money and then watch it all go down the drain.
• Working 8:00 to 5:00 makes me very happy.
• Tax garn season is going to be the end of me.
• I don't think I will ever hate a Marvel Super Hero movie.
• When my dad creates a project, it becomes our project.
• The fates do not want me to sleep in.
• I need to quit my other job.
• I now know how to make multiple delicious dishes in quantities of 80 or more, assuming I have to puree half of those.

However, I think the thing I am most proud of is that I learned how to use the word "Finna" properly in a sentence thanks to my friends at the Courthouse.  Some people claim that I use finna too much, but whoever says that is finna get punched in the face.

Well that's finna be all I finna write about.  Finna talk to you later.

Fin.