Yes dear readers! It has finally happened! I have a real live pet! Granted I had fish before, but they died quickly, probably because they were named after my friends and I put them in a pickle jar because they were too cheap to buy me an actual tank. Anyway, this was quite the surprise while I was feeding old people at my job.
My coworker told me that she had a surprise for me. I thought it was going to be food because, let's face it, I love food. But no. It was a fish. That has the lovely name of Lil' Wayne (Rhonda Reginald Optimus Prime). I'm excited. It's hyperactive and fun.
Only problem is that I have no idea what to do with it. Am I supposed to bath it weekly or something, because it's already in water. Can I just add a little bit of soap or something? Will that work? Also, I think I'm overfeeding it...so we'll see.
And I totally got it a boss tank. With red stones and a light in case it wants to read or something else that requires a decent amount of light. Maybe I'll just hang a disco ball from the light and let my fish party it up 1970 style.
Disco.
Brian
PS. The only reason I had this posted in August is because I didn't want the fish to die before I could post it.

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