Meet Lil' Wayne

Yes dear readers!  It has finally happened!  I have a real live pet!  Granted I had fish before, but they died quickly, probably because they were named after my friends and I put them in a pickle jar because they were too cheap to buy me an actual tank.  Anyway, this was quite the surprise while I was feeding old people at my job.

My coworker told me that she had a surprise for me.  I thought it was going to be food because, let's face it, I love food.  But no.  It was a fish.  That has the lovely name of Lil' Wayne (Rhonda Reginald Optimus Prime).  I'm excited.  It's hyperactive and fun.

Only problem is that I have no idea what to do with it.  Am I supposed to bath it weekly or something, because it's already in water.  Can I just add a little bit of soap or something?  Will that work?  Also, I think I'm overfeeding it...so we'll see.

And I totally got it a boss tank.  With red stones and a light in case it wants to read or something else that requires a decent amount of light.  Maybe I'll just hang a disco ball from the light and let my fish party it up 1970 style.

Disco.
Brian

PS.  The only reason I had this posted in August is because I didn't want the fish to die before I could post it.

And Part Two...

Guess I totally forgot about some intense stuff that I did over summer.  Such as:

• Learn how to rap like Nicki Minaj.  Personally, this is the most important thing I might have learned...EVER!
• I learned how awesome Old Maid actually is, especially when you add southern accents.  How did I hate this game as a child?!?  I may never understand this...
• I learned I can't make plans to exercise.  Ever.
• I just want to work in an office for the rest of my life.
• Weddings are stupid.  Kids are stupid.  I'm going to skip each step by eloping and adopting.
• Someone left the cake out in the rain.

So yeah.  I think that might actually be it.  Thanks to all those who made this summer pretty damn awesome.  To those who didn't, I hate you and I will find you and gut you.

By the time Monday comes around, I will have signed my life away to school for the next four months.  Don't expect numerous amounts of blogs.  Or quality blogs.  Or blogs.  Maybe I'll just log my days on my blog (did you see what I diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid ^ there?)

Goodbye Summer Aught-Leven.  It's not you.  It's me.  I'm changing and you're staying the same.  We must part ways.

Yours Forever,

Brian

What I Did on My Summer Vacation by Brian

Well folks, summer is winding down quickly in the state of Michigan.  The leaves are just giving up hope, the sun is setting earlier, school is around the corner and it's getting hotter.  Yup, normal time in Michigan.  Anyway, as summer is winding down and all my friends move away and I have time before my other friends move back, I figured I should compile a compilation of the things I learned over the summer.  Numerous things, bountiful things that make my life better (or slightly worse) because I now know them.

• Halo can provide endless hours of entertainment.  ENDLESS.  HOURS.  TAINMENT.
• Also, I'm basically boss at Halo.
• My car is really quiet when it has a working muffler.
• Having one day off each week does not give me an adequate amount of time to catch up on my sleep.
• Having one day off each week and not actually getting that one day off each week because one day off each week is just too much to handle does not help me catch up on my sleep either.
• Twitter is wonderful.
• Facebook is slowly dying to my twitter.
• I still have no idea what the hell Google + is, so that shouldn't be on this list, but now I'm just saying what's coming into my head and I guess I'm on a technology run right now.
• Being an adult sucks.
• Paying for school sucks.
• Paying for books sucks.
• Vacuums suck.
• I love tapas with a passion.  If you don't know what they are, look them up and then eat them all.
• It's nice to have money and then watch it all go down the drain.
• Working 8:00 to 5:00 makes me very happy.
• Tax garn season is going to be the end of me.
• I don't think I will ever hate a Marvel Super Hero movie.
• When my dad creates a project, it becomes our project.
• The fates do not want me to sleep in.
• I need to quit my other job.
• I now know how to make multiple delicious dishes in quantities of 80 or more, assuming I have to puree half of those.

However, I think the thing I am most proud of is that I learned how to use the word "Finna" properly in a sentence thanks to my friends at the Courthouse.  Some people claim that I use finna too much, but whoever says that is finna get punched in the face.

Well that's finna be all I finna write about.  Finna talk to you later.

Fin.

Stupid Things My Siblings Do

I probably should have thought this post out more, but I didn't feel like it and I haven't posted in awhile.  Plus, I told my sister I would post about how she wasted my time and gas today.

Anyway, I got a call around 7:00 and she was freaking out saying that her car's battery died so I had to go get jumper cables from my mother (who was at work) and then drive across town to jump her car.  Naturally, she started using the guilt trip (which will work 90% of the time on me.  The other 10% are the people I would rather see die than actually help) so I was up and about.  I get to my mother's work and I get a call from my sister, saying that she "sweet talked" somebody into helping her.  Well then.  That was a fun visit to see my mother working.  Thanks for that.

Turns out, my sister basically told my mom that I was going to do this.  So she volunteered me to pick her up and save her life because she left her lights on...This is almost as bad as when she was convinced that she had to change the blinker fluid in her car...That was a good day.

Anyway, I know this is titled siblings with an S implying plurality and duality or truality (which apparently isn't a word).  My brother does a lot of stupid things.  Not even going to bother listing them.  I usually just assume if it doesn't directly affect (or effect, who cares anymore?) me, then I assume it was something stupid that could have been done better.








Thank goodness I'm not writing this on paper!  Look how much empty space I left!!!!

On a side note, I'm listening to a 90's playlist on YouTube and the A*Teens came on.  Ah the 90's.

I've Moved!

This title may be a bit misleading.  I have not moved my blog for all my avid readers (all seven of you).  I have moved myself, physically, into a new location.  That's right folks!  I am now out of my parent's house with my entire family and into my own apartment.  Stupid?  Maybe.  Terrifying?  Possibly.  Juxtaposing?  Absolutely!

During the whole move-in process which took many a fortnight (primarily due to the fact that I work during the day), I realized how much crap I actually have.  I mean, there is a lot of stuff here, and even more still at my parent's house that they aren't forcing me to take.  Let me tell you, I am a pack rat.  And I enjoy every second of it.  Who knows when I will need some of this stuff again?!?

Like what about my Game Boy Color?  Have I outgrown every game made for it?  Probably not.  Do I still need it?  Nope.  Am I keeping it?  Yes.  Am I shocked that it still works?  Definitely.

And then there's all the crap that I have for school.  I think 50% of my crap is school and work related.  25% is devoted to past memories and mementos that I just couldn't part with.  15% is my important stuff, like my computer and lighting fixtures and other necessities that are needed (as necessities often are) in this new technological age.  I think only 10% of my crap is stuff that I use for leisure.  If that.  Maybe only 3% is used for leisure.  The other 7% is lost.