Bus Etiquette Series 3--SOMEONE SIT BY ME!

Now, basically, the whole point of me starting this bus etiquette series thing was so that I could complain.  As you saw in bus etiquette 1, the seating chart for the bus is basically that every single day of the week.  Needless to say, the bus gets crowded, since there is standing room only.  However, without a fail, there is always an empty seat.  Next to me.  That no one takes...

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AM I REALLY THAT HIDEOUS THAT NO ONE WANTS TO SIT BY ME?!?!?!
I mean really!  Who doesn't want to sit by this:

I am clearly on the right.  But really, I don't actually make that face.

I guess usually I'm so deep in thought about the world's problems and how to fix them that I might have a look of pure hatred on my face, but I'm really nice.  I just don't get it.  Perhaps I have an odor.  Perhaps I'm just so cool, that no one on the bus is able to be compared to my sheer awesomeness.  Whatever.  In the future, if you are on the city bus and see that beautiful blonde skeleton sitting by herself, sit by me instead.

I'M SO LONELY!!!

On a side note, my old English teacher is probably cursing the day we met for me using the word "Really" as an intensifier.  But does that really matter now?