It's Been Awhile World...

Indeed it has.  It's been a bit since I have had some sort of time to blog again.  A lot has happened in the past 10 days and yet, nothing has happened in the past 10 days.  BAM!  Mind = Blown.

So, shortly after writing my post about how much I hate winter, BLIZZARD 2011!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!1!!!!!1 occurs and wipes out 95% of all life on earth.  It was a tragic day, but I survived.  My roommates and I tried to create a parachute in order for us to properly enjoy the windy blizzard.  At first, we cut up a bunch of Meijer bags (mostly in hopes of getting some funding), but when that didn't work, we used the next logical choice:  shower curtains.  Needless to say...that didn't work either.  So, there was some minor disappointment, but I got a snow day, so I am happy.

I learned that I do not know how to make icing.  That was a surprise, since it came from a box.  Who knew that I was such a failure at life?!?  Not me.  So anyway, I was Prep Cook at the nursing home (for the first time by myself) and I had to keep reminding people of how important I was and why they should respect me.  The icing incident was really the only thing to go totally wrong...the mashed potatoes were a close second...

I have decided to make some life changing decisions, like giving up pop and eating healthier.  And those lasted about 2 hours.  So, I re-made some life changing decisions to CUTTING DOWN on pop and drinking more water.  I figured, with my schedule, there is no hope for me to eat healthier, so I'm just going to say screw that.

I planned out the next two years of my college life instead of doing actual work.  I am now an Accounting and Business Economics major.  If all goes well, I will be studying abroad in Poland next year.  If not, I will be living as a bum in Poland next year.  One way or another, I'm going to Poland to reclaim my throne as the Polish King.

And then, of course, there is school and work and homework and other crap that doesn't matter but I'm adding to make this list look slightly longer than it actually is because everyone knows that people like to read lists, no matter how long they appear unless they are waaaaaay to long and then we all just say screw it and look at the pictures after the list to make us feel better and act as though we read the list that was way to long to read in the first place.

Also!  I'm on an intramural soccer team....we're horrible.

That's about it.  As you can clearly tell, I live an exciting life...yup.