I Belong in a Nursing Home

I have come to the conclusion that I should just stay in the nursing home that I work in.  Basically, my days boil down to this:

• Wake up early to go to class.
• Go to class.
• Go to work.
• Come home, eat.
• Look at stack of homework.
• Ignore stack of homework.
• Facebook.  StumbleUpon.
• Open book to begin homework.
• YOUTUBE FOR HOURS!!!!
• Realize that I haven't done the work I need to.
• Struggle through the homework due tomorrow.
• NAP TIME!
• Four hours later, panic because I haven't gotten anything done.
• More Facebook.
• Buckle down.
• And bedtime.

So, I figured, I can eliminate class, work and homework if I go into an old folk's home.  I figured I could schedule my day as such:

• Wake up.  Eat breakfast.
• Nap time.
• YOUTUBE FOR HOURS!!!!
• Lunch.
• Nap time.
• Facebook (because even old people need Facebook)
• BINGO!
• Nap time.
• Dinner.
• Remember the glory days with the other old folks.
• Complain about the young people.
• Bed time.
• Repeat.  Each day.  Every day.  For the rest of my life.

I don't think it's such a bad future.  Personally, I can't wait to get into a nursing home.  (Even though we aren't supposed to call our's a nursing home.  It is an assisted living center with a medical wing.  Whatever.  It's a nursing home).  Frankly, my friends and I already have the whole play old people games thing down.  Blokus is the new bingo.  Just you wait.  You'll have four of us in an assisted living center screaming out Blokus as the nurses pass out our meds.  It's going to be awesome!



THE PERFECT BLOKUS GAME!!!!