So I've been all sorts of unmotivated and uncreative these past few weeks and, as such, I have failed to blog. Now, as you can see that my creative is equivalent to that of a box jellyfish (but just as deadly), I needed some help with something to blog about. Enter Google.
I basically Googled "Random Topic Generator" and found a random conversation starter website. This seems adequate, since this blog is basically a one-sided conversation with myself while you simply listen to the garbage I spew out of my mouth and onto the keyboard, through the interwebs and here, onto your computer screen for your viewing pleasure.
Anyway, the topic was: As a child, what did you want to be when you grow up?
I'm going to surprise you all and say that I didn't always want/expect to be an accountant when I grew up. Originally, I wanted to be a teacher. That's right. Now look at me, I'm going to be making $20,000 more and I hate children. My how the fates are funny.
Besides being a teacher, I've also wanted to be a doctor, a veterinarian, a nurse (because I learned how much school is required for doctors), a king, a bus driver, a semi-truck driver, a storm chaser (like in Twister), a zoologist, an astronaut, an arborist, a Pokemon Master, a professional juggler, a novelist, a novellaist, a cook, a Russian Spy, an American Spy, FBI Agent, Crayon Maker, color namer and a nutritionist.
Now, none of these came true, expect the Pokemon Master. Totally caught them all. Morale of the story, I'm just boring enough for the accounting world. It suits me. Wonderful.
Also, I'm sick as of five hours ago today (DAMN COLD) and so I gave up halfway through this post. Whatever. So. What did you want to be when you growed up?!?!
Sickly Yours,
Brian
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