My Car Got Fixed!

Exciting day for me!  My car finally got fixed!  Short story long, over the past few months, my ABS would go off at random times when I was braking and clearly not sliding, or they would randomly go off even when I wasn't braking, which was odd since they are supposed to help you stop but are very ineffective (or uneffective I suppose, I don't know right now, I'm tired and irritable) when you are using the gas pedal and the car thinks that you should try to stop.

I'm going to start a new paragraph, because that last sentence lost me.  Again, my car got fixed.  The ABS no longer go off randomly.  AND I GOT A NEW MUFFLER! My car is like a silent ninja assassin, but secretly disguised as a Bravada. Why doesn't Google Chrome recognize Bravada?  Does it have something against American car companies?  I'm on to you Google Chrome.

So, my car is all better, but my bank account is now sad.  Like, dead and gone sad.  To the point where it will take months to get back.  And by months, I mean a couple nights on my corner.  But seriously, I'm not a prostitute.

...I don't know what a male prostitute is called...