NEVER!
I work with 30+ women in an office. Until about two weeks ago, I was the only man in the office for at least four months. During my entire four year tenure there has never been more than three men who worked in the office. This being said, I think I now know what happens after the honeymoon phase in the marriage and it is entirely not worth it.
Sure, it must be great to spend the rest of your life with the person you love...but is it really? After working with these women, who are all WONDERFUL, I feel like I've been married for 75 years. I've been nagged, criticized, told things no man should ever have to know, experienced childbirth vicariously through these women, experienced weddings, experienced funerals, experienced buying new houses and selling old houses. I feel like I've raised some of their children myself.
Basically I've learned how needy women are. That being said, should I ever get married, which is becoming less and less likely with my plan for my career and other factors (mostly my increased hate towards the human population), I will need a wife who basically does not need any attention from me other than the occasional "Hey, what's up?"
So...if you are a woman who does not need any attention but still wants to get married so you can have a child to leave your empire to when you die (assuming you don't find the source of immortality first) and you want that child to have a mediocre father figure, but mostly really just want the tax break that comes with being married and also those married friends to have and not be a fifth wheel...Then Hit me up!
On My Own,
Brian
