Bus Etiquette Series 1: Seating

Over the past two years of working at the delightful courthouse, I have Ridden (Rode?  Rude?  Rided?) the bus COUNTLESS times.  Serious, like...12 times!  Over these years of bus riding (Roding?) I have finally figured out the proper way to act on a bus, no matter who you are!

Let's start with seating, shall we?  This diagram helps explain the seating chart for the bus, once the courthouse employees stumble on.

As you can see, this picture is quite self-explanatory.  This is how it is...ALWAYS!  And yes, I realize that the bus is yellow like a school bus here.  Call me old fashioned if you will.

So, once the seats fill up, people must file into standing room only.  It is with the standing people that we will leave off until next time, when we talk about manners. 

Until Then,

Me.

Where Did I Go?

Well it has certainly been awhile.  While I took a small sabbatical from this blog, I did some soul searching, I took some exams, I got a haircut, I went on Spring Break, I came back from Spring Break, and now I am here. So here is a basic rundown of what has happened in my various professional and private lives:

Accounting Life:

Well, I had an exam, and I totally THUNDER PUNCHED it into the ground.  SUPER EFFECTIVE!  Anyway, that basically made me feel like I can totally do this whole accounting thing.  I just won't have a life for about the next 45 years after college.  Also, my professor decided to up and get pregnant and leave us halfway through the semester.  The nerve of some people!!!

Other Less Important School Life:

Stuff happened.  Probably didn't do as well as the accounting thing.  Whatever.

Spring Break Life:

This is probably the most important part of this post.  I, yes, little old me, went on a real spring break!  GASP!  So, I went to Orange Beach with some friends of the friendly persuasion and we had a blast.  There was Mobile Mardi Gras, Throwed Rolls, New Orleans Mardi Gras, Waffle House, Claw Gras, Beach, Me Being Tanner than Snooki, etc. etc.

Spring Break was basically awesome and a much needed and much welcomed change from the mundane ritual I previously called life.  Thanks to all the cool people who made it so, and to those who hindered spring break...your time is coming.

Basically, that's it.  I didn't work for a week because of spring break and now I'm sort of dying.  But now I'm back to work and the world is at peace again.

Also, tomorrow is Friday, Friday, so I'm going to get down on Friday.